13-year-old pays for escorts, plays Halo

This story is too funny not to share.

It seems a 13-year-old Texas kid ordered a credit card for himself from his dad’s account. He took his friends on a spending spree, and at one point ordered two $1,000 a night escorts/hookers.

“Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

“The $1,000 a night girls, sensing something up, played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.”

The kid was convicted of fraud for the credit card thing, but the story is one of the funniest I’ve read in a long time.

Read the rest of the story here.

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2 responses to “13-year-old pays for escorts, plays Halo

  1. treadmarkz

    Wow that was a clever bit about the disability and how by state law they had no right to refuse them “service”. I am in a wheelchair. I have got to start using that line. hehe.

  2. Kelly

    Got to give the boy credit though. Not only did he know about the law re: discrimination, he also knew how to circumvent it. And with such imagination – workers with a travelling circus? I did not have that level of awareness or creativity at that age!

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